Illustration by crowcrumbs.

Murdering Marathon

A small town as old as the county, founded in 1887

A place you could breathe, seemed a lot like heaven

with ranches, a railroad and shipments of ore

the little man is who this town was built for

You were only meant to visit, yet decided to buy a home

We have very few amenities, so all you do is moan

Your trophy home sits empty most days

You call yourself a local, then condemn our ways

A landlocked place, with ranches all around

You have what you want, though, so “let it drown!”

A playground for those with more dollars than sense

You use Marathon like a toy with no recompense

A sweet little school, it was once booming

but families can’t move here and trouble is looming

destruction is all you’ve brought with your ways

We’d hire more teachers, but where would they stay?

Mark Mullins waltzes in with pockets so deep

then snatches up properties at prices quite steep

Seven empty houses just a block from our school

It is no wonder we think him a fool

Not enough students, no more band or football team

You’re actively slaughtering our American Dream

Just breeze on into town, pretend that it’s a fit

you’ll never actually stay here, you just don’t have the grit

One day, there will be nothing left to see here,

since greed won’t give it a rest

just a lone epitaph that reads

“ruining this place is what man does best”

EH Tindall

Marathon